Score: 0

"Holy fucking shit, that was horrible."

submission: FFF : Kain

date: October 25, 2002

First of all, there was too little dialouge. Second of all, there was hardly any fighting.
Thirdly, it was drawn out and boring.
Fourthly, you didn't give any of the characters any rhyme or reason at all for their actions? WHY did Kain do this? WHY did Faris hang on for no reason at all? WHY did Cara not get anything to say?

And most importantly, you made a movie including FFV that didn't have Galuf in it. GALUF!

Score: 10

"Wow....just...wow...."

submission: Another Weird Ordeal dv2

date: October 5, 2002

This is, by far, the greatest thing I've ever seen on Newgrounds. The action sequences, the dialouge,the little extras (Craps!), the engaging storyline, and the feeling that everyone might kill you makes this game a winner. Oh, and the ending...the ending. When I saw the first scene of Ben's house, I knew what was going to happen, and that it would be an awesome plot point. And it delivered, somehow blending morbid seriousness with morbid humour. And I still am curious about Burgess Industries, that farmer, and that damn milk I was lugging around everywhere.

I eagerly await the full version of 'Benmue'. Ben is now my hero. As well, kudos to the author. You deserve it!

Score: 10

"Wow."

submission: CHU CHU

date: June 27, 2002

Dave Kelly, I love you. Sexually.

Score: 10

"Wonderful!"

submission: Mario teaches Imperialism

date: March 1, 2002

Superlative! Chinese history of the Qing period and Mario. Perfect combination!

Score: 0

"Unfortunatly...."

submission: The Untelevised Olympics

date: February 27, 2002

Nice movie, overall. Too bad you ragged on the Canadians. Big 0 for you.